Frequently Asked Questions
What is WSTV?
WSTV stands for 'Worlds Smallest Television', and is a
channel purely for your entertainment. Almost anyone can
submit an advert for viewing at what we raga rd to be a
very reasonable price. It is our fond hope that people will
be inspired to make highly creative adverts, that will push
the limitations of our medium to its limits.
Who's in charge around here?
The channel is run by the mysterious Director!
Some say he never eats or sleeps, fires people on a whim,
and spends his spare time telling young children that Santa
doesn't exist. No one can actually claim to having met him,
but are fearful of his ever present demonic tones via the
hotline to our broadcast gallery.
You Keep Saying 'We', who else
is helping run the show?
The Director employs many
minions to run his show, which are apparently paid quite
generously in spite of the Director's
fearsome reputation. Some say he is from another time, who
has been sent to the present to usher in an era of pure
chaos; and has a pet giraffe called 'Jerry'
Who wants to watch a channel
full of adverts?
Given the current climate of inferior programming, from
a cynical world which worships pop stars and crucifies scientists
at every turn. We thought we'd broadcast the only honest
form of TV broadcasting known, Adverts! More importantly
though, we believe offering such a limiting medium will
push people to strive to greater creativity.
How do I advertise?
Come take a look at our advertising
section for details.
Isn't this just another cynical
attempt to create another internet gimmick to make a quick
buck?
Indubitably.
Is it really the smallest TV in
the world?
Technically, not sure. Virtually, without question.
Aren't you worried someone
will make a smaller TV?
Yes, but in many other ways.......no.
Why American Dollars out
of all the many varied and wonderful currencies out there?
Because out of all the many varied and wonderful currencies
out there, the American Dollar is the most widely accepted.
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